SARAH

1. The awkward moment when your talking to someone and they spit in your face but you don't want to wipe it off because then they will know...(HAHA!) 

2. ''Dude she just called you lazy!''. ''Go tell her I'm not''

3. That moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant!

4. When you throw your phone in anger then go and check if its okay...

5. I'm telling the truth, but then I smile, and then they think I'm lying.

6. ''You look familiar'' the most common and used phrase in china. (HAHA nu Dör jag!!

7. The awkward moment when your watching a Movie with your family, and a Sex scene comes on (HAHA!!)

8. Making the funniest most stupidest video that you are so excited to watch, then realizing that the camera wasn't recording...

9. Saying ''I'm almost there'' when you actually haven't even left the house :P

10. "Girls have pillow fights and talk about boys at sleepovers" , LOL JK .. at sleepovers girls eat like pigs and talk crap about other girls...

11. The mini.heart attack when you can't feel your phone in your pocket.. x)

12. Trying to get things done before the microwave goes off. (hahaha)

13. "k", "lol", "kl", "yup".... just say you don't wanna talk next time...
 
14. So your profile picture is a car?... Sorry, I didn't realise you were a transformer.

15. Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM. human giraffe sits in front of you. (HAHAHA D.Ö.R)

16. One day.. facebook, youtube, myspace will come together as one. It will be called, YourLife.