Min humor :P
1. WHORE! ...Ha, oh Im sorry, I forgot. You dont get paid. SLUT!
2. 'I'm a ninja.' *prove it.* did you see that?' *see what?* 'exactly.' ;)
3. "There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
4. *Snows* ''School is open.'' *Earthquake* ''School is open.'' *End of the world.* ''School is open.'' Like this if your school is one of those schools that NEVER EVER shut!
5. I didn't fall . . . . the floor just needed a hug!
6. I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.
7. When boys get jealous it's kinda cute. But when girls get jealous..
it's world war III :|
8. DONT TOUCH MY HAIR...... *touchhhhhhhhhhhhhh* (BITCH-SLAP!) WTF DID I SAY?!
9. Hey!" *pause* "...I just forgot what I was gonna say. But i know it was important!"
10. I hate how sarcasm doesn't transfer well over text...
11. Taio Cruz wrote dynamite, Katty Perry wrote firework, and Brono Mars wrote grenade. Okay Ke$ha it's your turn, start writting neuclear bomb.
12. Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...damn it!
13. *Pssst* .....is that a guy or a girl????
14. DUDE, calm down... Its gym class, not the NBA!! (hahahaha jag dör!)
15. "Hey" ... 2 hours later ... "Hey" ... No it's too late i dont wanna talk to you now...
16. Paper cuts: so small, but so evil
17. When your watching two shows, one while the other is on commercial and forgetting about the other channel until its over...(så typiskt haha)
18. *Sneeze* `Bless you.` *Sneeze* `Bless you.` *Sneeze* `DUDE?!!
19. Saying to your friend "there's your best friend" when you see someone they hate :D (Den här är såå klockren!! hahaha)
20. As Soon As I Touch A Computer.........................Facebook!
21. IF I WAS A BIRD I KNOW WHO I'D SH*T ON FIRST!!!
22. Songs in your head that you don't like, never liked, and never want to hear again!!
23. ''FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!'' ''Teachers comming! leg it!!''
24. But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back".
25. Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I REALLY cant hold the TEARS anymore
26. You're five, and you have a phone. Who are you going to talk to, Bob the Builder? HAHA!
27. "u're cute when u're mad"..."well then i'm bout to get real adorable"
28. I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
29. "OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
30. Dear teacher. I asked u to explain this question, not read it and ask me how to do it.
31. Pretending you know what people are talking about to avoid looking stupid :)
32. Laughing so hard that you cant tell anyone what your laughing about..
33. Saying something and then . . ."haha, no, that wasn't funny." . . .:)
34. The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal. (HAHAHA!)
35. I was gonna post a status, Then I remembered I have family on faceboook..(HAHA!!!)
36. *Drop Soemthing* *pick it up* *drop it again* "WTF!"
37. I still laugh when everyone else is over it "haha"
38. Awkwardly sitting there while your friend is being yelled at by their parents. (HAHA JAG DÖR!)
40. *Send* "OH WAIT, CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!!" *Message Sent* ":O Oh. Crap..
41. "You had ONE WEEK!" 'Yes Miss, but i have a life and like 6 other classes'
42. "I will NOT forget.... I will NOT forget...." "So... did you bring it?" "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt......."
43. Making up a story to tell your parents on your way home!
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